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Reply #6 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:40pm
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JonB wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 12:24pm:
Perhaps we should add a 'groan' button to the 'Wants list'



I get that feeling too when someone beats me to the punchline.  Grin
  
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Reply #5 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 12:24pm
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Perhaps we should add a 'groan' button to the 'Wants list'. ~tada~ And a drum-roll  Cheesy
  

I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Reply #4 - Mar 31st, 2014 at 11:20pm
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That's crappy coffee  Cool
  
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Reply #3 - Mar 31st, 2014 at 9:16pm
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Dandello wrote on Mar 31st, 2014 at 8:27pm:
I'm still waiting for the FedEx truck with caffeine and chocolate. Smiley



Your choice of caffeine? perhaps Kupi Luwak regutgitated coffee?  Smiley

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Reply #2 - Mar 31st, 2014 at 8:46pm
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Smiley Grin
  
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Re: The 6 phases of a beta tester
Reply #1 - Mar 31st, 2014 at 8:27pm
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I'm still waiting for the FedEx truck with caffeine and chocolate. Smiley
  

If you only have one solution to a problem you're not trying hard enough!
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The 6 phases of a beta tester
Mar 31st, 2014 at 6:11pm
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You are listening to jazz --
Your first day is great, the other testers are wonderful, hours are great,  you love your boss.







You are listening to pop music --
After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.








You are listening to heavy metal --
This is what happens after a few days!








You are listening to hip hop --
You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow testers are too cheerful for your liking.








You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --
After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.








You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have locked the office door to keep people out. You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!

  
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